Brokeback Mountain Jokes - 11 Hilarious Brokeback Mountain Jokes

Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson

On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

I just saw brokeback mountain

The action was in tents.

What's the difference between lord of the ring and brokeback mountain?

The color of the ring that gets destroyed

What does the NFL have in common with "Brokeback Mountain"?

Cowboys that suck.

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Did you hear about Chinese airlines finally showing Brokeback Mountain on their flights?

All the homosexual and other sexual references were edited out, turning it into 45 minutes of an intense film about farming.

I heard a rumour there is a remake of Brokeback mountain in the works starring women

On the one hand im sick of all these remakes, on the other hand...
Will be lotion.

What do The Lord of the Rings and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

They're both movies about going to a mountain to destroy someone's ring.

I've always wanted to be a cowboy, as far back as I can remember.

What year did Brokeback Mountain come out?

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what had captured her attention. He noti...

Want to hear a good comeback story?

Brokeback Mountain.

Donald and Vladimir take a vacation.

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin take a trip to Brokeback Mountain.

The two decide it's best for Putin to drive.

Half way up the sketchy mountain, Trump spots a donkey with it's head stuck in a fence.

"We need to do something!", Trump exclaims uncharacteristically.

"Ah y...

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