Break A Leg Jokes - 14 Hilarious Break A Leg Jokes

Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition?

It's so that they'll end up in a cast.

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why do we tell actors to "break a leg"

because every play has a cast

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A fellow actor told me to break a leg…

I told him to call my casting agent

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Break a leg everyone!

I was going to say 'Happy New Year', but I tried that last time, and it it didn't go very well

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I told my actor friend to break a leg...

.....but, I'm not worried, he'll have a supporting cast.

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A man was working at a table factory, His supervisor said "break a leg"

After that he was fired

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A thread of all the best jokes Siri has ever told me.

One day I was looking for creative task avoidance tactics, so I asked Siri to tell me a joke. Here are some of the best she had:

1. Whiteboards are quite remarkable.

2. Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always so silky. He had to condition it.

3. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? Th...

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What do you say to a rookie mob enforcer on his first day?

"Break a leg."

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Whats the difference between the mafia and an acting troupe?

When the Mafia says break a leg, they mean someone elses

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What do you say to a horse before a race?

I mean, you can't exactly tell it "Break a Leg"

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John Wilkes Booth

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theatre."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

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A french gymnast is getting ready to perform...

His coach walks up and says, "Break a leg!"

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Chinese Punishments

So this explorer is out in the Chinese wilderness, and he lost, tired and hungry. He comes across a rather large house with multiple stories. Relieved he goes up and knocks on the door. An old chinese master opens it up.

"Please," said the explorer, "Can I have food and shelter for the night...

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Horse in a bar.

A horse stumbles into a bar and without pause goes to the bartender. The bartender looks up from cleaning the counter and nods to the horse and motions for him to take a stool.

The horse does so, but decides to remain where he is anyway, so the bartender asks him 'What will it be?'

The...

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