Brain Cells Jokes

Pregnant (with twins)

But fat cells must have accepted jesus as their lord savior because of their eternal life

Scientists have long thought that the number of brain cells was fixed from childhood, but have now discovered that new brain cells can indeed appear even in adults.

So on this day, a new brain cell is born in a man's skull, and it finds itself in a gigantic dark and empty cave.

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Q: How do blondes' brain cells die?


A: Alone.

Now there’s won.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the... read more

His brain cells have been self isolating for years

But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.

A flat-earther walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender say "Sorry we can't serve you alcohol. You can't afford to lose any more brain cells".

A grandmartial artist.

I apologise for any lost brain cells.