A man in ancient Rome cannibalises his wife and frames his neighbor Ridiculus.
Ridiculus goes to court and says, "I'm-a in-nocent-a! You have-a gott to beli-eve-a me!" (Ancient Romans sounded like Italians, in case you didn't know.)
They sentence him to fight in the colosseum. Turns out he his quite good at fighting. In no time he becomes the best, and he makes a great ...
What do horses that live near each other call each other?
Neigh-bors!
The end is neigh
bors
What do you call a horse that lives next to you?
A Neigh-bor.
Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
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