What do horses that live near each other call each other?

Neigh-bors!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Who'‌‌s th‌‌e greatest?

‌‌A boob‌‌, ‌‌a vagin‌‌a an‌‌d a‌‌n asshol‌‌e ar‌‌e debatin‌‌g a‌‌s t‌‌o wh‌‌o i‌‌s th‌‌e greates‌‌t o‌‌f the‌‌m all‌‌.

Boob‌‌: ‌‌I giv‌‌e mil‌‌k t‌‌o ne‌‌w bor‌‌n babie‌‌s an‌‌d I'‌‌m attractiv‌‌e t‌‌o th‌‌e opposit‌‌e sex‌‌, that'‌‌s wh‌‌y I'‌‌m th‌‌e greatest‌‌.

Vagina‌‌: ‌‌I giv‌‌e...

The end is neigh

bors

I have a family of horses living nextdoor to me.

They're my *neigh-*bors.

How did the cowboy greet the equestrian?

Howdy Neigh-bor

Kelly and Ron

Kelly: A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays two days, and comes back on Friday. How is this possible?
Ron: The horse’s name is Friday, right?
Kelly: Correct, my good neigh-bor

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor.



Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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