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I asked my Greek girlfriend if she's into anal, she replied "Nai"

it breaks my heart when I hear no for an answer.

Rose

Daughter 1: Daddy, why am I named Rose?

Dad: Because when your mother gave birth to you, a rose petal fell on your head.

Daughter 2: What about me?

Dad: Because, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.

Son: *walks in* Anso nai?!

Dad: Oh, hey, Br...

A Jewish Grandmother was at the beach...

A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach. He is playing in the water; she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet. Suddenly, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. H...

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