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Book Shop Jokes

I went into a book shop once.

And I asked the salesman:,,Hey where's the self-help section?"

He said if he were to tell me that, it would defeat the purpose.

I use to go to a comic book shop that only sold books with female leads;

The owner was apparently arrested for being a heroine dealer.

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Islamic Book Shop

I went into an Islamic book shop the other day. I was walking round, looking for a book but couldn't find what i wanted. Eventually, the cashier came over and asked if he could help. So i said "Do you happen to have the British Immigration Policy Book for Muslims"?
The cashier said angrily "Fuck ...

Book Shop

I went to the book shop and asked the woman behind the counter for a book on turtles, she said "hardback?" I said "yeah and little heads"

My local book shop had a sale on "1/3 off all titles"

I scored a pristine hardback copy of 'The Lion, The Witch'

I like to go into book shops and browse for a book with a 'Signed Copy ' sticker on it.

Peel it off and stick it on a Bible.

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A man goes into a book shop and asks the assistant, "I heard there's a new book just out about living with a small penis. I'm not sure what it's called. Have you got it in yet?"

Assistant: "Yes, that's the one."


(Other versions have been posted but I reckon this is the right formulation...)

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Do you have that new book for men with small penises?

"Do you have the new book for men with small penises?"

Book shop owner: "I don't know if its in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

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Bookstore

A man goes into a book shop and asks the young female assistant,

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. "

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

The man said, "Yes! That's the one! I'll take a copy, thanks!"

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Dick de Shit

Bugsy, the Mafia heavy goes into a book shop and says "I's wants a book called *Dick de Shit*."

The shopkeeper checks the catalogues and tells him that such a title doesn't exist. "OK" says Bugsy and he looks for the next book shop.

They don't have it either.

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