But St. Peter did not find him on the lists and did not let him into the gate. The sad Assad descended into Hell. There he met the Devil, who was very glad.
"It's so great that you came. We have a real mess here. I really need a good administrator. You will bring order to hell.
Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad
One day Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad. The conversation turned to America.
Assad: Hey Vlad, what's the difference between America and a carton of yogurt?
Putin: I don't know, what?
Assad: If you leave a carton of yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.
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Three leaders of nations are on a plane...
Barack Obama, Shinzo Abe (PM of Japan), and Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian president) are cruising in Air Force One. As they're flying over the US, Barack turns to the other two and says "This is how much I love my people" and throws a quarter out of the plane. When they're over Japan, Shinzo says "Wel...