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Bondi Jokes

Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi in Sydney.

Trevor happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said "Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair".


Trevor says to his pal, "Jeanette, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get beck to InZid, we could mak...

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Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.

After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"

When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.

Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just...

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A dad and son shark are swimming along Bondi Beach, when they spot a group of humans swimming.

The dad shark turns to his son says "look son we're going to attack that group of humans, we're going to go in and circle them once then return" the son shark nods and follows his dad.

They swim in closer and circle the humans then return back to the same spot.

The dad shark says "ok...

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