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A horse in a barn was listening to some rock and roll on the radio...

And he was inspired. The guitarist was masterful, and the horse knew, then and there, that he needed to play guitar. More than anything he'd ever needed before.

So he calls up his buddy, who is a guitar teacher, and asks his buddy to help him learn guitar. The horse takes to it quickly and p...

A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down...

It was a pad bun.

When the human body dies, what's the last part to die?

The pupils. They dilate.

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