An elderly man has urinary incontinence. Why does he drink holy water before going to bed on Christmas Eve?
He wanted to sleep in heavenly pees.
An old joke from Germany, when Trump jad just became President...
Trump is on Europe tour. He stops by in Germany and visits Mrs. Merkel in the german pariament; the 'Bundestag'.
He sees that everything there is working out just fine, so he asks her: "How do you do that?" "What?", she asks. "That everything works out so well?"
"Oh, that's easy....
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