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Fa Cup Jokes

I just googled "Superman football stats," and it didn't have his FA cup stats...

...just his league

Navajo Memory Man

Bob the scouser goes on a driving tour of the US, and on his travels comes across a Navajo reservation advertising "The world famous memory man - ask any question and he will know the answer"

Bob goes up to the edge of the canyon and finds a tribal elder sitting cross legged watching the suns...

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The Memory Man

An Englishman was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the mountains of Nevada. He was chatting to the barman when he spotted an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face. “Who’s he?” asked the man.
“That’s the Memory Man.” sa...

A 20 year old man goes to India to visit and old chief

and this chief claims to know everything about anything, so the man goes up to him and says, "Chief, do you know the result between Wigan and Shrewsbury Town in the 1927 FA Cup?" The chief replies, "1-0 to Wigan." Being a Wigan fan himself, the man was amazed at his knowledge and thanked him. 50 yea...

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