Bob The Builder Jokes - 12 Hilarious Bob The Builder Jokes

What do you call Bob the Builder when he retires?

Bob.

I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall...

... to keep Dora from exploring.

Bob the Builder dies and goes to heaven

But on the way he's kidnapped by Satan and dragged down to Hell. After a while, God realises Bob is missing and phones Satan to complain.

"Well," says Satan "he's doing a couple of little jobs for me. Just a bit of decorating. Then I'll send him up to you."

Time passes. Still no sign o...

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Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub.

He says, "I have an 8 inch dick and can Fuck all night long"... After a few beers she takes Bob home with her.

The next morning she says,"You said you had an 8 inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a 5 inch dick and lasted 3 minutes"..

Bob replies "I'm a builder love. It...

Bob the builder

A drunk Bob the Builder calls his ex-wife at 3am & screams into the answering machine “CAN WE FIX IT?? CAN WE??” Not this time Bob. Not this time.

Bob the Builder: Can we fix it?

Bob's Wife's Attorney: Please, just sign the papers Robert...

What do you call Bob the builder during a recession?

Bob

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You’re momma so ugly

That when bob the builder see her he says I can’t fix that

Bob the Builder sacked!

The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!

How does Bob the Builder have a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done

He's surrounded by tools

10 YO MAMA Jokes - Wich one is your favorite?

1) Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
2) Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
3) Yo Mamma So Fat, Dora Can't Explore Her.
4) Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
5) Yo mamma so fat...

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