What happens when you put Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Reeve, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans in the same room?
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Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Christopher Walken and Christopher Eccleston attend a church sermon together
Carol Spinney, the actor for Big Bird, happens to be sitting in the front row. He asks the priest “hey, father, are those guys over there the real deal?” The priest replies: “oh yeah, it’s a Chris mass, Carol”
Why wife woke me this morning and said I'm half the size of Chris Evans.
I think she's confused, because I'm definitely not 3 feet tall.
Ryan Reynolds, Randall Park, Birdy, Daisy Ridley, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Evans, Margot Robbie, Mark Ruffalo, Taylor Swift, and Donald Trump are playing Among Us.
They start by picking a color.
Trump declares he is Orange: “ I will be Orange because that’s my skin color!”
Daisy then adds, “If you wanna ridicule yourself then fine, I’ll pick blue.
Taylor Swift: “Cyan for the sky.”
Mark Ruffalo: “Hulk green, Hulk pick GREEEEEEN!” ...
My wife and I have a list of people we get a free pass to sleep with. Her list has Josh Duhamel, Henry Cavill, and Chris Evans.
My list has our neighbor, her sister, and our kid's teacher.
A child who is critically ill is taken under the Make-A-Wish foundation
Her first wish is to meet Captain America and Thor so Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth arrive at the hospital.
After a long meeting session, the two of them ask her what her next wish is.
"I want to meet Iron Man now"
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