They had crossed paths numerous times over 20 years and never spoken a word. One day, one of the farmers stops and says to the other “My pig’s sick. Covered in red blotches and really looking ill.” The other one says “One of my pigs had the exact same thing. I gave her turpentine.” The next day they...
LPT: If you get ink stains on a fancy shirt, then Alcohol is your best friend!
Ive learned that alcohol is the best way of dealing with ink stains. When I accidentally left my pens in the pockets of my new shirt during the first wash, they came out with huge blotches of ink all over.
However, after half a bottle of tequila, i couldn't see the stains anymore. <...
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A farmer takes his donkey to a vet
A farmer takes his donkey to a vet, as the donkey hasn't been keeping well. The vet gives some pills to the farmer and tells him.
"Take a hollow tube. Put two pills in the tube and blow the pills into the donkey's throat".
Next day, the farmer returns to the vet, all itchy and red blo...
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