What is a Vampire's Favorite Fruit?

Nectarine


(Blood Orange is a close second)

r/dadjokes said I didn't have enough Karma to post, so here I am.

What's a vampires favorite fruit?

A blood orange

What fruits do vampires eat?

Blood oranges.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three vampires walk into a bar...

The 1st vampire asks the bartender for a Bloody Mary, the bartender complies and gets him his drink.
The 2nd vampire asks the bartender for a Blood Orange juice, the bartender, starting to sense a theme, gets the vampire his drink.
The 3rd vampire asks the bartender for some hot water. The bar...

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