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What do you feed a vegan vampire?

A blood orange!

What is a Vampire's Favorite Fruit?

Nectarine


(Blood Orange is a close second)

r/dadjokes said I didn't have enough Karma to post, so here I am.

What's a vampires favorite fruit?

A blood orange

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