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What's a vampires favorite fruit?
A blood orange
What fruits do vampires eat?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Three vampires walk into a bar...
The 1st vampire asks the bartender for a Bloody Mary, the bartender complies and gets him his drink. The 2nd vampire asks the bartender for a Blood Orange juice, the bartender, starting to sense a theme, gets the vampire his drink. The 3rd vampire asks the bartender for some hot water. The bar...