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Black Smith Jokes

I bought a dog off a black smith once

As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

A black smith went to a doctor

He said he just can't stop sneezing.

The doctor told him he has a Metallurgy.

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I went for an interview at a black smiths..

The black smith asked "have you ever shoed a horse before?"

I replied "no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"

How come the Fresh Prince was able to craft a sword?

He's a black Smith.

How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike?

They're both black smiths

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