Anyone know how long it takes for the bird to grow?
1. Go to the pet store 2. Buy Bird seeds 3. Ask the cashier how long it will take for the birds to grow 4. ??? 5. Profit
Potentially funny joke
One day I went to the pet store and picked up some bird seeds. Then, as I was standing in line to purchase them, the cashier was trying to make some small talk with me and I asked, "So how long does it take for the birds to actually grow?" I wonder why she looked at me funny?
How do you save money on cat food?
By buying bird seed instead.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
In these troubled times, it can be hard to truly understand anyone’s motivations. True, the grass is always greener on the other side, and one might cross the road in hopes that those pastures truly will be more full of bird seed and such. But in doing so, one risks not only the near certain death...
Sally walks into a pet store
Sally walks into a pet store and asks the clerk for some bird seed Clerk: what kind of bird do you have? Sally: I don't have one yet but I hope to grow some!