I got a new job as an entomologist, my main work is to tabulate fleas and other parasites
It's just a case of putting all the right ticks in all the right boxes
At the races
A Statistician, Engineer and Physicist go to the horse track.
Each have their system for betting on the winner and they're sure of it.
After the race is over, the Statistician wanders into the nearby bar, defeated. He notices the Engineer, sits down next to him, and begins lamentin...
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The Election was tied....
The US Presidential election of 2016 had been over for weeks. Every single ballot had been counted and tabulated, the Electoral College had cast their votes, and after every avenue had been exhausted, it was unequivocally a dead heat. Both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton turned to the Supreme Court...