Bikini Bottom Jokes - 8 Hilarious Bikini Bottom Jokes

What's South of Bikini Bottom?

Thigh-land

Which flight ends in Bikini Bottom?

Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

If McDonald's opened up in Bikini Bottom

They'd have the perfect sandwich to rival Krusty Krabs's sandwich and put the Chum Bucket out of business: The Krappy Patty

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If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom

then I'm pretty sure that makes him a tampon

Girl Lost a bikini bottom at the pool.

A girl in the bikini walked into the pool. After a few minutes she lost her bikini bottom. Horrified, she grabbed the pool's warning sign post to cover her bottom. Everyone turned to her and laugh. She realized that post said "slippery when wet". She quickly threw that post and grabbed another. Ever...

The number of Firefox users in Bikini Bottom is dwindling...

In the future everything will be Chrome.

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One thing I really enjoy doing is wearing nothing but a colorful tight bikini bottom that shows off my cock, and then going and strutting around in front of other men and letting them ogle me.

Or as it's also known, "Bodybuilding"

Damn girl are you David Hasselhoff?

Because I wanna ride you like Spongebob and Patrick getting the crown to Bikini Bottom from Shell City to save the day and Mr. Krabs

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