Little Johny walks to his mom and starts asking her about what he had seen the previous night while sneaking around the house.
Little Johny: Mommy, mommy why ware you jumping on daddy’s stomach last night?
Mom: Johny you’re old enough to know the truth... your dad is getting obese so ...
If you drink 2 glasses of Kale juice daily, it will destroy your belly fat and
Your desire to live too.
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A fat businessman joins a gym... [NSFW]
As he emerges from the shower in the locker room one of the trainers notices him toweling off.
"You must be a new member here", the trainer says. "What caused you to join our gym?"
"Well," says the businessman, "I've been getting out of shape for so long, I realized one day that it's b...
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