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Why does BBQ sauce always win the race?

Because the other competitors are always plain Ketchup!

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Sex is like pizza...

if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.

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A young boy is visiting his Grandpa for a weekend.

When the young boy arrives he is treated to a great barbeque dinner. Smoked ribs smothered in a homemade southern BBQ sauce, coleslaw, steak fries, and biscuits slathered in butter.

The next morning the boy comes down for a hearty breakfast of bacon, sausage, eggs, and fried potatoes. Before ...

You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good...

But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce.

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Coronavirus Pandemic, day 16

If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are super sanitized and my butt is super clean. Down to 1599 rounds of ammo (dropped 1 round down the heat vent while doing daily inventory). Power still on, but for how long? Missing h...

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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