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Ballerinas Jokes

My daughter asked me, “What do ballerinas wear?”, and I did not remember.

I feel bad that I couldn’t put tu and tu together.

Russians are very flexible, and are world-class ballerinas, figure skaters, and gymnasts

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Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don’t wake up the audience!

I never get into arguments with ballerinas

they always have a strong point

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Today is a ballerinas favorite day...

Its 2-2

I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas.

Keeps them on their toes.

If dancers have two eyes then what do ballerinas have?

Two too.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two twos.

What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week

Tu-Tu Tuesday

I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.

I just put two and two together.

This woman walks into a bar.

She has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits.
She sits down raises her arm and says,"Bartender I would like a drink."
Theres an old drunk sitting next to her.
Slurring he says,"Barkeep I would like to buy the ballerina a drink."
She accepts,drinks it,raises her arm again to get...

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