UPJOKE
chemotherapyandrogenhypothyroidismminoxidilanagen phasefinasteridehead shavinghairinflammationscarringgeneticsautoimmunepregnancymalnutritioncorticosteroid

Bald People Jokes

Why do bald people cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Did you hear about the new flight company I'm starting exclusively for bald people?

Receding Airlines

I like playing chess with bald people in the park

The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them

Bald Dating is a dating app for bald people that's completely free...

You don't have toupee.

Why can’t bald people eat rabbits?

They don’t have hare.

What do you call a barber that only works on bald people?

An air stylist.

Why don't bald people use keys?

Because they don't have any locks

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar...

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar on Christmas Eve.

Bernie Sanders says "Hello, can I have a drink?" and gets a drink.

Donald Trump walks up to the bartender and says "Merry Christmas, can I have a drink? By the way, bartender, you are extremely ugly. I f***ing hate y...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.