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Kid failing English

A kid is failing English, and the teacher sends multiple notes home requesting to speak with his parents but doesn't get a response. One Saturday, the teacher decides to stop by the kid's house. When she knocks on the door, the kid answers.

Teacher: "Hi, Johnny, can I speak to your mother?"...

What are a pig's favourite past time?

Bakin'

Where do pigs go to work?

To the bakery because they be bakin'.

When does a sandwich cook?

When it's bakin lettuce and tomato.

Now that Canada legalized weed...

there's a whole lot of Canadians bakin

Why did the pig avoid the cooking class?

Because he didn't like bakin

A bloke is sent by his wife to get snails to make escargot...

"I expect ya back in an hour as the bread's already bakin' and the wine's already breathin' on the table" says his wife .

The bloke walks down the path towards town and the local market. Upon arriving he finds the snails, and he spends a good five minutes picking out the biggest and juiciest ...

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

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