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Ary Jokes

What do you call someone who is neither hungry or full?

Non-Dine-ary

I find I'm a lot alike the people here.

It must be he*reddit*ary.

Bad puns run in the family...

I guess they're he**reddit**ary

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

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A chicken walks into a library...

The librarian lifts their gaze with a mixture of curiosity and surprise as the bird hops onto the counter. It tilts its head and, with an air of demand, clucks:

"Book!"

The librarian is taken aback at this odd display. The chicken impatiently taps one foot on the counter.

"Book,...

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Job Application

Apparently this is an actual job application submitted by a 17 year old boy at a McDonald's establishment in Florida...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's avai...

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