There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay) Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh) Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh) Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn) Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?) Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay) Marina (uh) Selena (uh...
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The Pharmacist came over smile...
I got my letter of acceptance to urology school today.
'Well done. Ur-ine'
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A guy with a terrible stutter goes to the doctor. Doctor examines him, and says, "I'm afraid the problem is your large penis. It requires such an enormous blood supply, not enough blood is reaching the speech center in your brain."
"W-w-well, what c-c-can I d-d-do?" asks the guy.
I've noticed a lot of translated jokes lately, and wanted to try one myself
so here's one translated to Klingon:
'ar SuvwI' screw neH lightbulb tlhap 'oH?
chay' yong chaH pa' je wa'DIch Daq Sovlu'chugh vIneH!
[Long] Three men are interviewing for a FBI job...
The instructor sits them in a room togeather and starts out by saying, "men you three are the finest america has to offer. Gun skills, hand to hand combat, not to mention youre IQs are near genius levels. There is only one test left." The instructor walks over to a small hallway with three doors. "W...
Two cowboys ride up on an Indian that's lying on his belly with his ear to the ground.
The older cowboy turns to the younger ine and says, "You see that? Just by putting his ear to the ground he can hear what's coming from miles off."
The Indian lifts his head and says, "A full wagon, drawn by a single horse, two passengers and a dog."
The Indian puts his head back down ...
A cruise ship get badly damaged by the iceberg. Passengers crowd on the deck. It is obvious they need to jump into the water, but it's cold and three particular groups of tourists are hesistant.
Captain walks up to the first group, who are americans, tells them something and they all jump....
Did you hear of the french guy that got drunk on cheese?
The police told me he was ine*brie*ated
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