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Arial Jokes

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Arial and Helvetica walk into a bar

but the bartender refused to serve them. When they asked why the bartender shouted, "Get the fuck out of here, we don't serve your type."

A man was standing on the corner when an old van from the 1980's drove by ...

... it had a long whip antenna attached to its side. Tragically however the clasp holding to the van at the end closest to the rear doors broke off just as the van was rounding the corner. The whip antenna sprung free and nicked the man's arm. He didn't think much of it at the time, but later h...

A typographer joined the military

He was trained in Arial combat

I met this cowork yesterday

Her name is Arial and I really think she's my type

Which font do mermaids use?

Arial

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