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A man goes to the Doctor and says "I can't stop listening to the Arctic Monkeys"

The doctor replies- "Snap out of it".
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I've had some pain in my stomach ever since I ate those Radiohead and Arctic Monkeys CDs.

I think I've got indiegestion.
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What are black spots lost in the middle of North Pole?

arctic monkeys
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