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The Strokes Jokes

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A horse begins learning the guitar as a teenager

A horse begins learning the guitar as a teenager. He was dealing with depression at the time, and learning an instrument was exactly what he needed to help him cope. You see, he didn't know it, but he had bi-polar depression. This means it was a chemical thing; he couldn't get out of it easily. So t...

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Why am I always in my Chinese (Mandarin) class?

Because I have to count the strokes..

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Favorite bands

What’s an ornithologist’s favorite band? The Byrds

What’s a geologist’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones

What’s a herpetologist’s favorite band? The Turtles

What’s a vaccine developer’s favorite band? The Cure

What’s a pyromaniac’s favorite band? Arcade Fire

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Why is golf better than ?

The fewer the strokes, the better you are.

What band do elderly people try to avoid?

The Strokes

Q: What do you call a rock band with heart disease?

A: The Strokes

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A ton of elderly people died from having .

Man, it must be the strokes.
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