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Arbitrarily Jokes

I'm having gynecomastia surgery in the morning

I haven't really told anyone. I just needed to get that off my chest

**I was literally going to post to /r/offmychest, but they arbitrarily ban people for posting to subreddits that they don't like.

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[Original joke] [Long] A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic with ice. The bartender nods and prepares the drink. A few moments later, he hands the man a glass of gin and tonic, with no ice. The man notices and points out the mistake to the bartender.

The bartender smiles. "Sorry, I had to remove the ic...

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