Did you know that there’s a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?

This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can’t jump

Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.

What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?

No Gnus is Good News!

Why didn't the antelopes get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?

They're both ballpark figures.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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A traveler walks into a bar...

As he sits down to order a drink, a man charges in screaming, "THE ANTELOPES ARE HERE THE ANTELOPES ARE HERE!"
The traveler watches in astonishment as the contents of the bar spills out of the room and into the streets where everyone starts fucking the antelopes. The man shakes his head, finishe...

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