What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a classroom filled with baby antelopes?
Quite a few things
Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?
Too many cheetahs.
Why didn't the antelopes get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Did you know that there’s a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can’t jump
OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?
They're both ballpark figures.
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A traveler walks into a bar...
As he sits down to order a drink, a man charges in screaming, "THE ANTELOPES ARE HERE THE ANTELOPES ARE HERE!" The traveler watches in astonishment as the contents of the bar spills out of the room and into the streets where everyone starts fucking the antelopes. The man shakes his head, finishe...
What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
Antelopes
What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?
Antelopes.
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