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Antelopes Jokes

What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a classroom filled with baby antelopes?

Quite a few things

Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.

Why didn't the antelopes get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Did you know that there’s a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?

This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can’t jump

OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?

They're both ballpark figures.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.
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