So, I played Among Us with an italian...

He was the impasta

Why is Among Us so popular in China?

Because its the only thing that lets them vote

If you are stupid, stand up!

Teacher: Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up.

After a while, Little Johnny stands up,


Teacher: Ah, so we have one stupid person among us.


Little Johnny: Actually, It broke my heart to see you standing there alone.

Mike Pence could never play Among Us

There’s too much sus Pence for him

Ryan Reynolds, Randall Park, Birdy, Daisy Ridley, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Evans, Margot Robbie, Mark Ruffalo, Taylor Swift, and Donald Trump are playing Among Us.

They start by picking a color.

Trump declares he is Orange: “ I will be Orange because that’s my skin color!”

Daisy then adds, “If you wanna ridicule yourself then fine, I’ll pick blue.

Taylor Swift: “Cyan for the sky.”

Mark Ruffalo: “Hulk green, Hulk pick GREEEEEEN!”
...

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I see so many people saying "sus" in Among Us..

It's as if they can't spell suspisshus correctly.

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?

Because he is a cyan

How will we know when the Anti-Christ is among us?

He changes wine into water.

Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us?

It's the only place they can vote

There is an owl among us..

Friend: Who?

Me: Exactly, we have to be careful.. wait a second

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?

Because they vent here and vent there.

People be like LGBTQA

Like bruh I didn’t ask for Among Us code

What music artist is always accused of being imposter in Among Us?

Dr. Sus

(among us reference) you know what your dad and red had in common.

both of them escaped through the vents

I watched a murder mystery movie with my daughter.

She said, "Hey! They just stole this idea from Among Us!"

My dad once told me that my Ukrainian grandpa sabotaged reactor

I don’t think there was Among Us in 1986

Bernie Sanders is like...

the guy in Among us who finds the imposter but no one listens to him.

Everyone has heard about Among US.

Hopefully there’s gonna be noone among EU.

One day in the Vatican...

One day in the Vatican, the Pope summoned his entire staff for a major announcement. When they were all seated, he looked up solemnly from his desk and told them he had good news and bad news.

“We're ready for some good news,” they said.

“I’ve just received a telegram documenting a mir...

Oh no, there’s an imitator of that new game that everybody’s playing these days...

...There’s an impostor Among Us!

King Arthur must depart to the battlefield.

He requests that the Knights of the Round Table remained within the castle walls in order to protect its citizens should an attack arise. Skeptical of his Queen's loyalty, and the men's self-control, the King asks Merlin to cast a spell on her.

*Should anyone lie with this woman in bed,
th...

A girl once told me she was LGBTQ

I said, “I asked for the homework, not the among us code.”

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3 Lazy Cats

So on one summer day 3 neighborhood cats gather in the alley to determine who's the laziest among them all. This first proudly begins speaking, "Well the other day my old man poured a whole bowl of milk for me. Stuck my face in there and all there was left for me to do is stick my tongue out... But ...

A man goes to confession after a round of golf...

Man: Father, I took the Lord's name in vain while out golfing today.
Priest: That's ok, my son, golf is a frustrating sport, and we all slip up from time to time.
Man: No, no, I would really feel better if I could atone for my sin.
Priest: Well then by all means, tell my what happened.
M...

The Nun and her Abbess

A Nun was living in an abbey and had taken a vow of silence. After living there for a year the Abbess calls her to her office and says.

"You have been silent for one year now. I lift your vow so that you may speak one sentence."

the Nun thinks for a moment and says.

"My floor is...

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The Rabbi and the Cardinal

A large number of Jewish immigrants have moved into a pastoral Italian town. The locals, fearful that resources won't be able to accommodate this influx of people, complain to their local cardinal who agrees to settle the matter. He accepts a challenge to a theological debate with the wisest of th...

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