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Ambulance Driver Jokes

What's an ambulance driver's favorite gaming system?

Wii U.

Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner whit them?

They’re pair-a-medics.

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There was a man and a woman in a parked car at a drive in movie.

They were having sex in the back-seat of a small sports car when the man suddenly slipped a disk in his back! He was stuck, he couldn't move at all and neither could his girlfriend, she was pinned nude beneath her 250 pound lover. They were desperate to get out so she managed to reach over the front...

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Picked up this woman last night

big tits, curvy arse, amazing legs, short skirt. She was a little bit out of it ... But one thing led to another and we ended up having mind-blowing sex. I’ve now been sacked as an ambulance driver

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