Alien Vs Predator Jokes - 9 Hilarious Alien Vs Predator Jokes

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We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship

We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship

We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

\[EDIT\]: Wow I can't believe the amount of people who would want to make it a reality. *Netflix if your seeing this post you know what to do.*

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I got a bootleg copy of "Alien vs Predator"

It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!

What do you call it when a Mexican and a priest are fighting?

Alien vs predator

How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest.

Alien vs predator

So Mark Zuckerberg and The Pope walk into a bar...

They sit down when suddenly Mark spills his drink on The Popes' robes. They get into a fight. A film crew recorded them duking it out and made a film out of it...

Alien vs Predator

Why do aliens refuse to destroy churches in movies?

Because the Davis Entertainment Company still owns the right to Alien vs Predator

I saw a little Mexican kid get dragged into a white van

Talk about Alien Vs Predator

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

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