A man returns home from his nightly pub visit to his wife sitting on the couch playing with two stray cats. He says to her "Hon, It's ok. Don't get mad, I can explain." The wife looks up and sees her husband has two heads. "Holy hell, John, what happened to you?" she screamed.
"Well," he explained, "I was leaving Harry's Pub just around ten PM like I always do when I decided to take a short cut through the alley way. That's where I stumbled and almost tripped on this lamp. So I pick it up and give it a rub, and out pops this genie who tells me he will give me three wishes...
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench....
When a lecherous flasher walked up to them and opened his trench coat exposing his John Thomas.
The first old lady had a stroke...
The second old lady had a stroke...
The third old lady couldn't reach.
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