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Albus Jokes

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door.

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Dirty Harry...

Dumbledore turns to Mcgonagall...
"Minerva, you're such a dear friend. There's something I've been meaning to share with you. You see, Minerva I'm gay."

Professor Mcgonagall looking quite shocked meets his eye,

"Why Albus, you must be joking!"

"NO, Minerva. I'm fucking Sirius...

Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore?

Severus Package

Hagrid spreading Dumbledore's ashes into the winds.

"You're a blizzard Albus."

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Snape glares at Harry as he arrives late to class.

“Late again, Mr. Potter?", he snarls, "One hundred points from Gryffindor.”



Harry balks, “One hundred points?! Are you fucking serious?!”



Snape grows even paler than usual as looks down and says, “Albus told you, didn't he?”

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