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Richard Iii Jokes

What did Richard III say when the snowstorm stranded him several miles from his campsite?

Now is the winter of our distant tent

Did you hear about the cat that got cast in Richard III?

Meow is the winter of his discontent.

The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted...

Only two-door cars were allowed.

Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."

Richard III: "Over my dead body."

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