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A Texas Aggie walks into a bar

He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks up and says "Oh no, I've heard about you Aggies"
The Aggie replies "Well, what have you heard?"
The bartender says "I've heard you guys fuck anything. I mean anything. Horses, sheep, cows, pigs, chickens.."
Suddenly the Aggie exclaims "CH...

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Three Aggies show up at a biblical costume party dressed as firemen.

"This is a biblical costume party!" says the host. "What are you supposed to be?"

"Well," says one of them, "it says right here in the Bible that three wisemen came from afar!"

Two Aggies bag a deer

Two Aggies had bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about 1 mile left to reach the truck."

A third hunter saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the de...

This Guy Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Drink.

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender
serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke
the other day. Do you want to hear it?"

The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you
that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of t...

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Cajun cock fight

The Sheriff down in Lafayette called Thibodeaux into his office.
"We have reports of an illegal cock fighting ring here in the Parrish, go down there tonight and see what's going on." Said the Sheriff

So that evening Thibodeaux put on his street clothes and headed out to the location. He w...

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