Papa shark is teaching baby shark how to eat humans
"First you sneak up underneath, slowly make your way closer, you want to circle around the human about 3 or 4 times... and then BAAAAAAMMM"
Baby shark replies " but papa, why do I have to swim around him that many times, why can't I just swim right at him?"
Papa shark says "first you n...
A mechanic was working under a car when some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. At first he spit it out, but he found that the aftertaste was not tha bad. He continued working under the car when some more brake fluid found its way into his mouth. This time he swallowed. He really liked the taste of...