In the middle of a summer, Bubba and Billy Ray are fishing in a lake, while a tourist on water skis keeps doing circles around their boat...
Bubba eyes the tourist, and, after a while, mutters:
"That guy sure's scarin' away all them fish with that racket..."
"Sure is," Billy Ray agrees.
"Say," Bubba suggests, "why don't we smack an oar next time he passes us, an' splash him?"
Billy Ray likes the idea, and they...
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Bill, Jim Bob, and Ol' Gus
Bill, Jim Bob, and Ol' Gus are sitting around the camp fire one night drinking and swapping stories of their manliness.
Bill says "One time I was out hunting a cougar. Tracked her for miles and came up on a cave. I figured it must be her den so I peeked inside. Saw her cubs but she weren't th...
A social worker from a big city.....
.....recently transferred to the sticks in south Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
'Anybody home?' she asked.
'Yep,' came a kid's voice thr...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "The Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "The Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree ...
An old pirate with a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch walks into a bar
The bartender says:
”Whoa, that’s quite a get up you got there! Tell me how you got that peg leg.”
The pirate explains:
”Yarr! Ah lost me leg in a mighty battle with the toyal navy!”
The bartender asks:
”Wow, how about the hand?”
”’twas me old...