Abusive Relationship Jokes - 10 Hilarious Abusive Relationship Jokes

America should go 4 years with no president after this term ends.

Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.

Before we started dating, my girlfriend was in an abusive relationship and she'd Never talk about it.

For the entire first year of our relationship, I just thought she hated high fives.

I don't know what an abusive relationship means

beats me

A woman is in an abusive relationship.

She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, "Why do you stay with him?" She replies, "Beats me!"

After all these years, I finally left my abusive relationship. I feel so relieved!

Now that I don't have to beat my girlfriend anymore, I have so much free time.

When it comes to physically abusive relationships...

They are hit or miss

I've been in an abusive relationship for months now and I can't seem to get out of it. Someone show me what I'm doing wrong.

Everytime I hit her, she keeps coming back.

So we hated congress a few days ago for not giving us $2000 but today we love then after the riot yesterday...

...so abusive relationships do work

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship.

See you guys in hell.

Was holding a crab when it started pinching me

My mom told me to let it go. I replied “no, this is the least abusive relationship I’ve ever been in.”

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