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83rd Jokes

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In chemistry class the experiment called for 36 grams of the 83rd element on the periodic table. I could see that the girl next to me had weighed out 42 grams. When I told her she was getting a bit heavy she said....

I should mind my own bismuth.

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Soup or sex?

For his 83rd birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hires a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a sexy black dress. She says, “Are you the birthday boy? I’m here to give you super sex.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the so...

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