In other news, the United States has recently accepted a 51st state.

All the states unite around adding the State of Emergency to the country.

Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...

Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...

I say let's do it, and find two more new states.

Then we'd have 53 states.

A nice PRIME number...

ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE

Donald Trump just added the 51st State of the USA

the state of "PANIC"

The UK could be the 51st State.

It'd just be like moving in with your grandson.

A joke my friend told me when we were in Grade 5.

100 of the ugliest people on a bus, they crash and are all sent to heaven. The angel there felt very sorry for all of them and decides to send them back all with one wish each. The first victim steps up.

β€œI wish to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

And with a wave of the ange...

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How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time?

Have the 51st scream BINGO!

75 story hotel

Phil, Jim, and John were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a 75 story hotel. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear the elevators were broken, and they now had to climb 75 flights of stairs.

Phil said to Jim and John,"let's break the monotony of th...

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