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1865 Jokes

If Jesus was killed in 1865,

Christians would be walking around with nooses around their neck instead of crosses.

“The main problem with the internet is that there is no way to validate most facts “

Abraham Lincoln. 1865

Time zones are weird - Australia is in 2020. America is in 2019..

Des Moines is in 1998, Alabama in 1865, Saudi Arabia 1576.

Abraham Lincoln could never call himself a republican today.

Because he was murdered while watching a play in 1865.

4000 YEARS of MEDICINE

2000 BC : Here, eat this root.

1000 AD : That root is heathen! Here, say this prayer.

1865 AD : That prayer is superstition! Here, drink this potion.


1935 AD : That potion is snake oil! Here, swallow this pill.


1975 AD : That pill is ineffective! Here take this a...

Somebody told me my house is haunted.

What a freaking joke! I built this place in 1865. I'm the first owner!

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