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Nielsen Jokes

Leslie Nielsen auditioned for a specific role in Harry Potter.

But the casting director, unsure who this old actor was, told him :
— Shirley, you can't be Sirius.

Son: | was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school.

Me: What's that?


Son: A big building with lots of kids.

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with....

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.


He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Jorn Nielsen's Laundry."


"Jorn Nielsen?" he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the ...

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