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Z's Jokes

Why do Russians paint Z's on their tanks?

So they can say Ukrainians are not-Z's.

What is the name of Jay-Z's pet sloth?

Lay-Z

It's easy to hide a function if it has no Z's

you can hide it in plane sight.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-cĂŠ.

The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it.

Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one.

Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist?

Because they're not-z's

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Man, I hate letters a-y.

Fucking not-z's

A guy with an unfortunate last name...(long format)

Joins the army. His last name has the odd distinction of having two z's at the start of it and since everything in the military is done alphabetically hes always the last guy in line.

One day their sergeant gets the entire company together for training:

"Alright! We're gonna have you a...

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