My Devil worshipping brother just got a new row boat...

He christened it Sail Hatin'

Do you know the story behind Indians worshipping cows ?

Me neither but I've heard it's an udderly fantastic tale !

I've uploaded all my Satan-worshipping sessions to youtube

You can guess they've all been demonetized.

What do you call the misguided act of worshipping mediocre products at rock-bottom prices?

I-Dollar-Tree

Hear about the Cadillac-worshipping Satanist?

He sold his soul to the Deville.

A jewish grandmother

A jewish grandmother is at the beach with her 10 years old jewish grandson. She's chilling while he's playing in the water.

Suddenly, a huge wave comes and takes the kid away with it. The grandmother is obviously in tears and starts speaking to God.

"It's been more than 70 years since ...

I have this friend who went to Yale.

I have this friend who went to Yale. Maybe you've met him? Really bushy beard, went back to school get a doctorate in sculpture? Anyway. He just gave me his entire collection of carved blackbirds. I was stunned because not only are these some of the most well-crafted sculptures I've ever seen, but h...

The reason Jesus hasn’t returned yet

Is because his people are actually worshipping the instrument of his death.

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