My Devil worshipping brother just got a new row boat...
He christened it Sail Hatin'
Do you know the story behind Indians worshipping cows ?
Me neither but I've heard it's an udderly fantastic tale !
I've uploaded all my Satan-worshipping sessions to youtube
You can guess they've all been demonetized.
What do you call the misguided act of worshipping mediocre products at rock-bottom prices?
Hear about the Cadillac-worshipping Satanist?
He sold his soul to the Deville.
A jewish grandmother
A jewish grandmother is at the beach with her 10 years old jewish grandson. She's chilling while he's playing in the water.
Suddenly, a huge wave comes and takes the kid away with it. The grandmother is obviously in tears and starts speaking to God.
"It's been more than 70 years since ...
I have this friend who went to Yale.
I have this friend who went to Yale. Maybe you've met him? Really bushy beard, went back to school get a doctorate in sculpture? Anyway. He just gave me his entire collection of carved blackbirds. I was stunned because not only are these some of the most well-crafted sculptures I've ever seen, but h...
The reason Jesus hasn’t returned yet
Is because his people are actually worshipping the instrument of his death.