A winter storm blew in from the east during the Revolution
General Washington decided he needed to find a place to stay for him and his 43 men. The first place they found was a farm. The farmer, seeing just how many men the General had knew he couldn’t keep almost most of them on the farm, but was wanted to help the cause so in compromise he agreed to let j...
What do you call a hacker stuck in his house after a winter storm?
Hey baby are you a winter storm
Because 1 to 3 inches is in your forecast.
I used to be a fortune teller but i was really bad at it as i could only predict really bad winter storms..
Turns out i was using a snow globe...
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Once there was a bird that waited too long to fly south for the winter.
Once there was a bird that waited too long to fly south for the winter. It got caught in a winter storm and landed on a fence in a farmer's field to rest, but just kept getting colder and colder until it fell off the fence into the snow. The bird was certain it was going to die until a passing cow...
Because of the winter storms
there was a blackout in our neighborhood, the police told us to stay inside till they found him.
A trucker in Canada...
Is driving in a winter storm. When he stops at a red light, a blonde lady jumps out of the car behind him, runs up to his truck, knocks on his window and says, "you are losing some of your load!"
He shakes his head and ignores her.
The same thing happens again at the next two lights.<...
Safety in Snowplows
A blond gets into her car while an incredibly powerful winter storm surrounds her. She starts the car and puts it in drive when suddenly her anxiety sets in. The horrible weather begins to worry her; she fears that she won't ever get home in it.
It's at this time (and through a stroke of luc...