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The vaccine really pissed me off after I got it...

They gave me the 4g chip instead of the 5g one!

Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?

Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

I just finished installing a 5G mast for the local area when this crazy lady runs out of the house and starts throwing bizarre accusations of how 5G is hurting people's health and what monsters we telecoms guys are. What a screwball!

4G must've fried her brain.

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What do you call a bunch of phones having sex?

A 4G.

What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads?

"Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"

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