Wifi Password Jokes

So when someone asks you, tell them it's 12345678

I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What’s the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molso... read more

"Its snowwhiteandthesevendwarves"

"Oh, why is it very long?"

"Here said I need eight characters."

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So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

Edit2: I can make a whole wordlist with all the password in here 😁.

Any capitals?

Yeah, three.

USER: What's the wifi password?

TECH: fourwordsalluppercase

USER: [typing] FOUR WORDS ALL UPPERCASE

TECH: No. It's one word, all lowercase.

USER: [typing] onewordalllowercase

TECH: [screaming] NO, it's "fourwordsalluppercase"! ONE WORD, ALL LOWERCASE!!!

At a funeral....

Visitor : What's the wifi password here?

Priest : respectthedead

Visitor : all small letters?

So you can irritate people.

PS: Is it repost if it's your own post/comment?

1Forrest1

The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first"
So the man buys a Coke.
"Ok now what's the WiFi password?"
The bar tender replies "you have to buy a drink first, all lower case, no spaces"

fourwordsalluppercase

Me: All lower cases??

So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.

That way I can say "the password is one two, three four, five six"

So I bought a beer, asked for the password, same answer.

Today I went to the restaurant.
I saw there is WIFI service.
So I ask for the password.
The waitress told me eat first.
So I place my orders.
After eating I ask again for the password and again she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, again I order black coffee.
After drink... read more

Elon : Tom

"Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case?"

The priest is shocked and asks the boy "Have you no respect for the dead?"

The boy hears the priests and responds, "Is that uppercase or lowercase?"

123pho5

Waiter : "Smile first."

Me : *smile*

Waiter : "......Smile first. No space."





**I found this on Twitter but the original joke isn't in English.

Ken he log in?

whenever I click 'Show Password' nothing shows up.

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.

He asks for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies: “You need to buy a drink first.”

The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, “what’s the WiFi password?”

The bartender answers: “Y... read more

In your office.

Priest :"I'm very sorry for your loss. Is there anything I can do for you?"

Widower: "Can you give me the WiFi password for this place?"

Priest: "You realise we're about to bury your wife?"

Widower: "is that all lower case?"

Guy says to the bartender “hey, can I get the WiFi password?” Bartender says “you have to buy a drink first”. Guy grunts and says “fine, let me get a jack and coke”. Bartender comes over and gives the man his drink. Guys say “now can I have the WiFi password?” Bartender nods and say “you have to b... read more

Then i changed the WIFI password

"With no spaces?"

A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.

Hey, what is the wifi password?

A sad relative said:

Respect the dead!

And the boy asked:

All in lowercase?

What's your wifi password?

Upon their arrival, they all marvel at the view of the earth from such magnificent heights. They begin to toss around ideas of ways they could all benefit from the ISS.

The Russian leader talks about all of the opportunities to use imaging to spy on people from outerspace. The other leaders ... read more

Says the guy whose home WiFi password is "password123".

He continued, "Now we enter the era of strategically sending North Korea to its room without the new WiFi password."

I was feeling depressed, and life wasn't going so well, when walking down the street I passed the church. It had been many years since I went to church, and just as long since I last went to the confessional.
Perhaps, I thought, getting right with god would help fix my life.

I went into th... read more